I never should have rescued her from that tower in the first place. DONKEY: All by myself / Dont wanna be / All by myself anymore. POLICE BRUTALITY!!!!! FIONA: You couldve at least tried to get along with my father! Come here, little kitty, kitty. JEROME: The Fairy Godmother. How do we know there will even be a ball? She goes over to the piano player snapping her fingers. This is the script for The Irelanders meets Shrek 2 . Fiona enters her room where she stayed as a child. Fiona runs out of her room to do the same. Two knights seize Shrek and three more point their crossbows at him. Anastasia (1997)/Transcript. Shrek pushes Fiona out of the way and to the ground. SHREK: No, no. With his claws drawn he grabs onto Shrek's leg. He grabs the pail of water and looks at his reflection. The film is released by DreamWorks Animation and is distributed by Paramount Pictures. Meet their mamas! SHREK: Sure. Donkey opens the door, and Shrek and Fiona look up, puzzled. I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring? "Head to the darkest part of the woods", DONKEY: "Past the sinister trees with those scary-looking branches.". Whether your parents like it or not I am an ogre! HAROLD: I was hoping youd let me apologize for my despicable behavior earlier. Shrek climbs up and gets through. SHREK: See this is why nobody likes ogres. Transcript A light shines down on a storybook. Im blind! Shrek 2. FIONA: Well you know were always happy to see you, Donkey. Lillian walks off, and Harold follows after lingering for a few moments. Maybe you should do the same. They both gag until Shrek spits his spoon out onto the table. Shrek and Fiona step outside of the house. The song ends and the end credits roll. [clears throat] This is Fairy Godmother. Mom and Dad look happy to see us. SHREK: It says, "Beauty Divine." And well, nowwere sexy! II wont do it. Very good, then. I dont want to lose our daughter again, Harold. You know, after your little spat last night. The dance floor is empty, except for Shrek and Fiona still slow dancing. GODMOTHER: Dont you point those dirty green sausages at me! Imtrotting! You workin' that hat! Shrek notices a set of doors at the other end of the room with a sign above that reads "Potion Room". SHREK: All right, big fella! Godmother flies up into the air, clutching onto the wand. Thats something no amount of potion will ever change. It follows ogres Shrek and Fiona (Cameron Diaz), now a happily married couple, enjoying their honeymoon.Everything is just fine. You know, you didnt exactly roll out the Welcome Wagon! JOAN: Everyone whos anyone has turned out to honor Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek and, oh my, the outfits look gorgeous! CHARMING: I mean, how charming can I be when I have to pretend Im that dreadful ogre? Must be like some finishing school or something. DONKEY: Oh, sweet sister, mother of mercy. Man, that stinks! And my father lives off the garbage! Just tell me where I can find this ogre. HAROLD: Darling? Fairy Godmother sticks her wand in Harold's face and it begins to glow. GODMOTHER: And what does he find? Well I guess youd better be going. Sharpen their pitchforks? FIONA: Uh, you did! SHREK: TGIF, eh, buddy? SHREK: And youre still the same annoying donkey. MAIDEN #2: Look look look, I told you he was here. They stop at the foot of the stairs leading up to the palace doors. Id like to dedicate this song toPrincess Fiona and Prince Shrek. Shrek passes out and falls down. Police brutality!!! PUSS: Hey! Harold and Lillian are with servants outside in a courtyard, looking at different samples of carpet. The castle is guarded and there is a moat and everything! Were leaving. She looks back to see Donkey's mouth lean forward. Oh[laughs] No ogres! I dont get it, Shrek. LILLIAN: Not that theres anything wrong with that. She sits up with concerned look on her face. INT. You know I had the hardest time finding this place. Shrek walks through the streets with his head bowed down. He forces his way in and to see Fairy Godmother floating next to Fiona, who has the puppy in her arms. We need to talk. Two trees arm wrestle and two dwarfs fight. [chuckles] And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. This time she doesn't resist. You still look like a noble steed to me. [whinnies] I can count! Uh excuse me. SHREK: Oh, yes! Presenting Princess Fiona and her new husband, Prince Shrek! He quickly shuts it and looks over to make sure Fiona is still sleeping. [yawns] Bet your bottom. Shrek opens the front door and beckons Donkey to head out. GODMOTHER: Oh! Piata!" Harold tosses a small sack onto the table. Fiona tries to sip her drink courteously, but accidentally lets out a loud belch and covers her mouth. I mean, you expect me to give my blessings to thisthisthing? Pirates and witches sit at the tables. Prince Charming holds out his hand and Fiona eventually takes it. HAROLD: Excellent idea! FIONA: WellShrek owns his own land. Charming grabs the wand from Puss and throws it to Godmother. DONKEY: That Shrek is a rascally devil. Inside a giant cauldron pours out gas as Godmother dumps various vials into it. Withjusta. The pig grabs onto Godmother's leg and she tries to shake him off. (hisses). Move em down! DONKEY: Man, what are you talking about? Alone! Shrek and Donkey are walking through a thick forest. FIONA: Will you Stop it? PUSS: "Oh, dont take the potion, Mr. Boss, its very bad." DONKEY: I say we take the sword and neuter him right here. A sign reads "200 miles to Away". Donkey manage to catch the falling potion with his mouth. Puss stops at a row of potions kept behind a glass display case. Wasnt she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell? PINOCCHIO: I'mI am wearing ladies underwear. SHREK: And guess what, princess? JOAN: Oh. GODMOTHER: Oh no, no, of course its not, dear. Puss purrs and Shrek marvels at his cuteness. Help me, please! He enters the Dragon's Keep. We were just leaving. I hope Im not interrupting anything. Shrek puts the toy back and then looks over at a small chest on a table in the corner of the room. Who set out on a quest to find a rare princess. He enters the princess's room and makes his way to her bed where a figure lays down, obscured by the bed's curtains. The carriage pulls and stops in front of the red carpet leading to the palace. Ohno ogres. Right. Dont tell me you dont know who I am. Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey get in the carriage and set out for Far Far Away. HAROLD: Honestly, Lillian, I dont think it matters. Donkey looks up into the sky. Okay, we're just gonna have a look around. Hey, hey, hey! No! GODMOTHER: And now she can be. What do you think, Harold? She is not in. SHREK: But Fiona and I are married now. The wand bounces on the ground and activates. DONKEY: Say no more, say no more. This is the transcript of Sora's Adventures of Shrek 2 . [hanging from Fairy Godmother's feet and looking up] Pig : I see London, I see France. SHREK: Oh, you mean like sorting the mail and watering the plants? Carry on, Cedric. Aagh! Donkey smiles and stares at Shrek, not taking the hint. 181295884. After a silence, we cut to Fiona throwing the last of their luggage into the back of their carriage. Main Page; All Pages; Community; Interactive Maps; Recent Blog Posts; Wiki Content. Donkey begins to transform back into his donkey self. Donkey rears back and falls to the floor unconscious. Shrek, this is a bad idea. Youre gonna have a reaction. Im just so darn bored! FIONA: Youre unbelievable! Upon hearing this news Shrek looks uneasy, while Fiona is smiling. He helped rescue me from the dragon. German Wikipedia. Charming pulls Fiona in closer, who is still looking at him with suspicion. Say it one more time. I aint purring. HAROLD: Good! Flip over to Wheel Of Torture. GODMOTHER: Well help you set a new fashion trend! Shrek lets out a loud fart and the two come out from cover. PUSS: Ah, I was just concocting this very plan. But hew wasn't he was just unique. Thats where were going. Harold violently stabs into the lobster with a knife. Prince Charming arrives at the Dragon's Keep, an ominous castle surrounded by a moat of lava, but sees that the bridge leading across the lava is destroyed by the Dragon. The king offered me much in gold and I have a litter of brothers. Shrek's pants fall down to his ankles. He looks up from the scroll and stares at Shrek. Lets go back inside and pretend were not home! What? Donkey sighs. VIAF ID. He walks out to the balcony and shuts the doors behind him. Aw, lets keep him! Fiona lets go and starts to walk back up the stairs. FIONA: Change? Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! I was just reading a, uha scary book. Exquisite. Oh. PUSS: Boss! Shrek stands nervously. Shrek chuckles while Puss laughs loudly and they walk on. Milk em hard! They just want to give you their blessing. [laughs] And just a hint oflust! DONKEY: He just went inside looking for you. SHREK: Well, one of these has got to help. Godmother comes flying after them. She continues to pull out books and toss them. FIONA: Dear Diary. Later as they pass through the forest, their dwarf driver is now covering his ears as he holds the reigns. DORIS: Are you kidding? GODMOTHER: (in disbelief) Your husband? until the time comes to Meet the In-Laws.The new couple is summoned by Fiona's parents, rulers of the kingdom of Far Far Away, who wish to celebrate their daughter's marriage. JOAN: What the heck are the crumbs for? Harold knocks on a door and lets himself in. Shrek grabs onto one the arms and Gingy jumps back down to Mongo. DONKEY: I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken. Charming puts his hand on Fiona's face, and then she holds his face with both hands. Donkey stands in the doorway. They stop laughing after neither Harold nor Lillian join in. Shrek picks Puss up by the back of the neck. HAROLD: Yes, he is a bitdifferent, but people change for the ones they love. Fiona looks at Harold and Shrek, and then runs out of the room. I told you coming here was a bad idea. SHREK: So (chuckles) you still think this was a good idea? Fairy Godmother's pink carriage descends. Is it on? DONKEY: Shrek, Fiona knows youd do anything for her. FIONA'S BEDROOM. They begin to sing along. HAROLD: Yes, but she was supposed to choose the prince we picked out for her! GODMOTHER: You see, ogres dont live happily ever after. He rides through a forest, snowy mountains and barren desert. I got to get a job. To both of you. Shrek: Trust me. GODMOTHER: Harold! No. There are more Shrek movies to follow according to Jeffrey Katzenberg. Various makeup appliances begin to pester Fiona. Fiona steps out and the lets the door slam behind her. no2004055143. She screams and Shrek hears her from outside. SHREK: What choice do I have? Shrek cautiously waves at an angry mob, who to his surprise, smile and wave back at him. Mongo is still fully submerged under the water. Well This isnt a good time, pumpkin. Fiona looks back Lillian and Harold, then back to Shrek. DONKEY: I gotta get out of here! SHREK: Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona? Fiona looks at Charming with surprise, and then with affection. A frog comes crawling out from inside the chestplate. Staring down from above through a grate is Pinocchio, Ginny, Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, and the Three Blind Mice. Hey, but what do you want me to tell these other guys? HAROLD: Darling, the whole kingdom heard you. CHARMING: Oh, put it away, Junior! My one chance to fix things up with Fionas dad, and I end up lost in the woods with you! From up above on a catwalk, the three look out at the factory. A chair swoops up Fiona and carries her over to a mirror. Move 'em on! Far, far [softly] away! Potions are put onto conveyor belts. Suddenly a group of armed guards show up and block the doorway. FIONA: Shrek! PINOCCHIO: Im not flipping anywhere, sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona. Animated Films Wiki. Weve got a big order to fill! Larry: Wow. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2. Mongo is trying to pull down the drawbridge again. In one of my nine lives I was the great cat burglar of Santiago de Compostela! DONKEY: Hey, Shrek. DONKEY: It looks like you most certainly am are! The mucus is sparkling blue. Get your coat, dear. GODMOTHER: I dont care whose fault it is. DONKEY: You little, hairy, litter-licking sack of Donkey sheds a tear, and Shrek lets it fall onto the card. Pinocchio, with key in hand, jumps and the pigs lowers down by his strings. I do it all the time. Shrek 2 | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom in: Incomplete Transcripts, Shrek Movies, DreamWorks Animation Transcripts, and 19 more Shrek 2 Edit Contents 1 Transcript 2 See Also Transcript This transcript isn't tidy! Ladies! Right! Just the old crusade wound playing up a bit! Someday, I will repay you! Scorching desert! What do you call this dish? Im blind! Shes been all moody and stuff latelyso I thought Id move back in with you guys! Charming pulls the curtain and gasps; the figure is no princess--its the Big Bad Wolf. Puss throws off his cape, sticks his sword into the ground, and leaps towards Shrek. EVER. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2. The wolf, busy reading a magazine, is annoyed by the interruption. Lillian runs over. CHARMING: in all the land. Somehow I dont think Ill be welcome at the country club. Puss leaps from guard to guard, battling them off with his sword. Shrek puts the hazmat suit on which only manages to cover his head. Tell the truth, will I ever play the violin again? Godmother holds out a business card to Fiona, but Shrek snatches it out of her hand. Donkey is walking behind Shrek, who is still carrying Puss. The crowd gasps, the fanfare dies off, and one of the doves smacks into a wall and falls dead to the ground. HAROLD: No, no, hes right. Why is it always midnight? SHREK: Welllook out, princess. I implore you! She loves that pretty boy, Prince Charming. Shrek reads the label on the potion. (Singing) Aint no stoppin us now! Harold looks distracted. 7561111-9. I know youre feeling bad, but you gotta let your own--. Cyclops opens the door and lets Harold in. Shrek grabs the potion to read it for himself. Shrek is an American media franchise made by DreamWorks Animation, loosely based on William Steig's 1990 picture book Shrek!.The series primarily focuses on Shrek, a bad-tempered but good-hearted ogre, who begrudgingly accepts a quest to rescue a princess, resulting in him finding friends and going on many subsequent adventures in a fairy tale world. A.K.A. Shrek and Puss ride Donkey and sprint past them. A small puppy lands in Fiona's hands. GINGY: Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! 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